Seminars For Men... Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of any marital status. Classes will be limited to 10 men as the course material may be difficult.

SFM 101 - Combating Stupidity

SFM 102 - You Too Can Do Housework

SFM 103 - P.M.S. : Learing When To Shut Up.

SFM 104 - How To Fill An Ice Tray

SFM 105 - We Don't Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas, Give Us Money

SMF 106 - Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4 AM

SMF 107 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called Don't Wash My Panties)

SMF 108 - Parenting:No, It Doesn't Stop With Conception

SMF 109 - Get a Life, Learn How to Cope

SMF 110 - How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviouly Wrong

SMF 111 - Spelling, Even You Can Get it Right

SMF 112 - Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

SMF 113 - YOU:The Weaker Sex

SMF 114 - Reasons To Give Flowers

SMF 115 - How To Stay Awake After Sex

SMF 116 - Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere, but in the Bathroom

SMF 117 - Garbage:Getting it to the Curb

SMF 118 - Sex: You Can Fall Asleep Without it if You Try

SMF 119 - Sex: The Morning Dilemma. If it's Awake, Take a Shower

SMF 120 - The Weekend and Sports are NOT Synonymous

SMF 121 - How to go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

SMF 122 - How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

SMF 123 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

SMF 124 - How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children

SMF 125 - Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Your Naked

SMF 126 - The Attainable Goal: Omitting F##k From Your Vocabulary

SMF 127 - Fluffing the Blankets After Farting IS NOT a Form of Foreplay

SMF 128 - Real Men Ask For Directions

SMF 129 - WIPING: How To Do it So You Don't Leave Skid Marks in Your Shorts

SMF 130 - TELEPHONES: What They Are, Where They Can Be Found and How To Use Them

PLEASE REGISTER IMMEDIATELY! ALL COURSES ARE IN GREAT DEMAND.